Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke.
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter. The other man replies " Yes I do." and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies, "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
"Sure," says the other man, "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing."
"Ok I will." says the other. As he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says "I want a million bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head.
And the guy says to the other "Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC?"
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